You made me cry and you don't even care
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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