am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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