But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
i think im in europe. pls send help
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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