i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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