I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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