is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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