You're so nebulous sometimes
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
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