i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
Everything about him screamed your future.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Randomize
