I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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