idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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