I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I want to stick my p in your. b.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Randomize
