good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
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