Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I wish you could order shots online.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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