why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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