better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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