Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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