Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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