Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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