i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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