Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I came so hard my ears popped.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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