My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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