sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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