I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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