Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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