Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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