I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
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