Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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