Moan for me like Helen Keller
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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