I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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