their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
our cab driver is having phone sex.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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