Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Randomize
