Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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