As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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