So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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