Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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