remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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