I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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