sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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