Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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