So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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