Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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