Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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