we're blogging at a bar
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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