Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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