like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
My vagina just recognized that song.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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