I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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