p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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