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erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
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