so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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