Its about making memories worth repressing
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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