You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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