porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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