That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
